PaperHates

ORDER HERE
$15.00
Includes shipping in the U.S.
 

We happily take custom orders for a message of your choosing or you may choose from one of the many message here. 

Potty words are fine but, no, we will not threaten with bodily harm or anything else that is illegal so don't bother asking. We also won't include anything disgusting like dog poop or dead things. 

And, yes, if you would like us to send a nice message anonymously, we are more than happy to do that as well, although it isn't as much fun.

PLEASE NOTE:  YOU MUST PUT YOUR DESIRED MESSAGE IN THE NOTES AT CHECKOUT ALONG WITH THE SHIPPING ADDRESS OF YOUR MORTAL ENEMY.

but don't worry, if you forget, we'll send you an email or you can visit our Contact page.

If you are really worried about anonymity, make up a fake email. We use PayPal so we don't get any credit card info.