PaperHates

OUR STORY

What are they?

PAPERHATES are rocks decorated with mean messages and cute pictures which can be used as a paperweight. Duh...

 

Why would anyone want one?

PAPERHATES are permanent reminders of your true feelings for those who deserve it.  But since you are obviously too cowardly to come right out and say it to their face, PAPERHATES are completely ANONYMOUS.  We will deliver your PAPERHATE to the victim of your choosing and we will NEVER divulge your identity. A perfect and eternal reminder of your animosity that they can place on a desk, hold open a door, put in a graden or throw through your windshield.

 

Who are they ideal for?

PAPERHATES are perfect for all of your enemies, frenemies, exes, employers, employees, neighbors, that cop that gave you a ticket, your kid's shitty Little Leauge ref, the slut that flirts with your husband at the PTO meeting, your asshole demeaning boss, a Kardashian - any Kardashian, and all other undesirables you want to send a clear message to. Limited only by your imagination, the possibilities are endless. 

 

Who are we?

We also prefer to remain anonymous. If we told you who we were, we would have to kill you. What we are able to disclose is that we are usually drunk, always cynical, eternally sarcastic and extremely attractive. We are also pretty antisocial so there'll be none of this blogging and tweeting and other such nonsense.  We may Faceboook but that has yet to be determined.  We'll keep you posted.  We will answer emails though.  Feel free to reach out to us at paperhates@gmail.com.